scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.

laugh-addict:

so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like

and live for another 2 days? then id be like

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dancingpotato787:

She is tumblr

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sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

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”Are you free tomorrow?” No, I’m expensive.

laugh-addict:

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lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

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marrowskies:

jimeatscake:

i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me

because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS

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