guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like
and live for another 2 days? then id be like
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
now ur talkin
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is